More reasons to not go to The Pearl

You all think getting your news from me is bad, well, here's an example of how I find out the local scoop.
Last night at approximately 9:45, the self dubbed "bedouin" on the block came running into Subway.
"Yo, ya'll seeing the crazy shit going down out here, take a look out here man, some crazy shit. Down there by the movie theater, ya know the one? Where all them kids come on the weekend. All the white shirts are over there. Then all the girls are running. You know, the girls with the short shorts up to here. It's like, I don't want to see your panities man. What happened was the young bull did some dumb shit and then the old fellow pulled out his gun and he starts shooting. Shooting right into them kids and then he chased. That young bull did a dumb thing. He chased him back into the parking lot. Man, the bullets are flying. He could have been shot. I don't know man. Can I chill here?"
And that's how I found out that all the crazy noise and gun shots and screaming were because of said shooting.
I have to say though, Philly.com is not a whole lot more informative,and certainly not as colorful:
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20100924_Two_teens_critical_after_shooting.html